You Know You're Married If

You weigh more than what you weighed when you started trying to lose weight for your wedding. Shit. Why do I feel like if I must eat everything today just in case there's no food left in the world tomorrow?

Oh right. The economy. There's a DISTINCT possibility I could actually not have food tomorrow.

I hate to make this a forum about weight, but it's hard to avoid it when my stomach is obstructing my hands' access to my laptop keyboard.